How regular do the battle reports come out?

How the hell should I know? These two authors are the biggest procrastinators in the world. In fact, they procrastinate so much, that they once started a band called "The Procrastinators" but were too lazy to release a single. 

I find this website offensive. Who can I sue?

BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T! These guys have set up enough shelf companies, unit trusts and  accounts in the Cayman Islands through Swiss bankers that if anyone ever DID take them on legally, they'd be more likely to find alien life on Pluto than successfully file a law suit! 

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A WAR GOING ON? HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS?

*sigh* It's not real.

I can't read a single word on this website. What up with dat?

And?

Well there's obviously a problem with your website...

I can read it

Shouldn't you be providing some form of support?

Pfft. Bitch please. Do you even know the cost of running a website these days? And have we asked for any money? Tell you what, you pay me, I support you. How does that sound? And let me ask you something else. If you can't read a "single word" on this website, how are you reading the FAQ's?

Uh...

Yeah that's what I thought. Here's some support for you: Go fuck yourself